What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:54
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do many women like tall men?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Still no good.
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.